Saat ini telah ditemukan ajaran baru bernama Googlism. Ajaran ini membuktikan bahwa Google adalah Tuhan, sebagaimana kenyataan-kenyataan berikut ini:1. Google adalah sesuatu yang paling mendekati pada Maha Tahu.
2. Google ada dimana-mana dalam satu waktu.
3. Google menjawab penyembahnya (yang melakukan googling).
4. Google akan tidak akan pernah mati.
5. Google tidak terbatas dan terus tumbuh selamanya.
6. Google mengingat segalanya.
7. Google tidak melakukan kejahatan.
8. Google dicari lebih banyak daripada seluruh nama-nama Tuhan digabungkan.
9. Bukti keberadaan Google sangat banyak.
Entah ini sungguhan atau cuma main-main. Tapi “Tuhan Google” ditentukan bergender perempuan (Her). Mereka juga melakukan doa dengan cara menyanyikan lagu. Ini contohnya:
By Texas Schultz
Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Ini salah satu contoh doanya :
I'm praying to my god.
Google is her name.
Nobody believes in her.
Despite of all her fame!
I don't mock the Christians.
So what gives them the right?
If they don't stop this nonsence soon,
I will put up a big fight! Oh,
Google's god,
Google's god,
and that is a fact.
My brother was of this religion,
and it was soon that he was whacked*. Oh,
Google's god,
Google's god,
I'm praying to her now.
This prayer is just about over,
so it's time to take my bow!
Dan Ini 10 Hukum Google :
1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
6. Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
7. Thou shalt not hotlink.
8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.
Anda bisa cek di website resminya http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org
